literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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freezepeachinspector:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

Noooo nonono nope no no nah norr nope né no no no nyyyyyew nono no nope nah no nono no-ho-ho merry Nopemas go directly to jail do not pass “no” do not collect $200 million nonononononono

freezepeachinspector:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

Noooo nonono nope no no nah norr nope né no no no nyyyyyew nono no nope nah no nono no-ho-ho merry Nopemas go directly to jail do not pass “no” do not collect $200 million nonononononono

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japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

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pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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that-is-so-aria:

Do yourself a favor and follow this spectacular woman and the flickers of her luminous mind on twitter now. @SleepintheGardn

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skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

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carlos—palmer:

i wrote this instead of studying and its awfully longer than i planned


"When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad." 
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otter-is-grapelocked said: But Carlos coming back with super long-ass hair and a full beard and moustache. Cecil sitting there stroking it for the longest time, saying how much he loves it. Carlos complaining because there's too much hair. Carlos not really minding because Cecil is getting wound up at all of that gorgeous hair and having him back and they've both missed each other so much. Carlos rewarding Cecil's patience with him with rimming and blow jobs so he can feel all that hair in the best places.

kinkvale:

YES

CRUSHES-A CECILOS FANFIC


flutteringcastiel:

A/N: Wow I haven’t written any fanfics for quite some time. I’ve mostly been reading them, which by the way if you know any good Destiel AU fics please recommend them to me! :) Anyway, I got the idea for this fanfic from my cousin. The story is set the night before “The Phone Call”. And…

My dash is looking a little dead


peanutbutterbirthmark:

Please reblog and I’ll follow of you blog any of the following:
-supernatural
-teen wolf
-welcome to night vale
-harry potter
-marvel/avengers
-disney movies (classic or new)
-cosplay tips
-anything about science
-angthing about history

Ships I ship (nsfw is welcome):
-dean/castiel
-stiles/derek (DASH NEEDS MORE STEREK)
-cecil/carlos
-harry/ginny
-ron/hermione
-steve/bucky

Please do me a solid!