• Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
  • Phoebe: All right, all right, we’ll just do our best. Okay? So let’s say I’m the interviewer and I’m meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, I’m uh, Regina Phalange."
  • Chandler: Chandler Bing.
  • Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
  • Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) I’ll let myself out.

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

(via snubbingapollo)

awkwardly-teenwolfing:

teen wolf meme: [1/7] heartbreaking moments » 2.09 party guessed

WHY THE HELL DOES NO ONE EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE?! THIS SCENE BROKE ME TO BITS BECAUSE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. THIS IS JUST A HALLUCINATION OF THEIR WORST FEARS. SCOTT’S WAS OF HIM LOSING ALLISON TO SOMEONE ELSE, JACKSON WAS HIM NEVER KNOWING HIS BIRTH PARENTS AND ALLISON WAS OF HERSELF. AND NOW THIS IS STILES’ WORST FEAR, OF HOW HIS FATHER REALLY SEE’S HIM: THAT HE HATES HIM AND BLAMES HIM, LIKE STILES ALREADY DOES TO HIMSELF. NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS AND THIS SUCKS BECAUSE YEAH WE KNOW THAT HE FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MOTHER’S DEATH FOR SOME REASON (THANKS FUCK NUT JEFF) AND FOR ALLISON’S DEATH AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE. BUT UP UNTIL HERE AND NEVER AGAIN AFTER (ONCE AGAIN, THANKS FUCK NUT) WE SEE THAT STILES IS AFRAID THAT HIS DAD BLAMES HIM AS MUCH AS HE BLAME HIMSELF FOR EVERYTHING. LIKE HE SCARED THAT THIS IS HOW HIS DAD REALLY FEELS ABOUT HIM. IT ONLY GET’S FUCKING WORSE SINCE SHERIFF’S FUCKING DRINKINGWHICH MEANS THAT HE THINKS THAT THIS IS WHAT HIS DAD REALLY FEELS. THAT HE ONLY PRETENDS TO CARE BECAUSE HE HAS TO. THAT IF HE HAD THE CHOICE, HE’D GET RID OF STILES. JESUS AND NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT IT BECAUSE JEFF JUST LET IT HAPPEN AND NOTHING ELSE AFTER. FUCK THIS, FUCK JEFF, AND FUCK THIS GOD DAMN SHOW.

(via timeeywimey)

awkwardly-teenwolfing:

teen wolf meme: [1/7] heartbreaking moments » 2.09 party guessed

WHY THE HELL DOES NO ONE EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE?! THIS SCENE BROKE ME TO BITS BECAUSE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. THIS IS JUST A HALLUCINATION OF THEIR WORST FEARS. SCOTT’S WAS OF HIM LOSING ALLISON TO SOMEONE ELSE, JACKSON WAS HIM NEVER KNOWING HIS BIRTH PARENTS AND ALLISON WAS OF HERSELF. AND NOW THIS IS STILES’ WORST FEAR, OF HOW HIS FATHER REALLY SEE’S HIM: THAT HE HATES HIM AND BLAMES HIM, LIKE STILES ALREADY DOES TO HIMSELF. NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS AND THIS SUCKS BECAUSE YEAH WE KNOW THAT HE FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MOTHER’S DEATH FOR SOME REASON (THANKS FUCK NUT JEFF) AND FOR ALLISON’S DEATH AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE. BUT UP UNTIL HERE AND NEVER AGAIN AFTER (ONCE AGAIN, THANKS FUCK NUT) WE SEE THAT STILES IS AFRAID THAT HIS DAD BLAMES HIM AS MUCH AS HE BLAME HIMSELF FOR EVERYTHING. LIKE HE SCARED THAT THIS IS HOW HIS DAD REALLY FEELS ABOUT HIM. IT ONLY GET’S FUCKING WORSE SINCE SHERIFF’S FUCKING DRINKINGWHICH MEANS THAT HE THINKS THAT THIS IS WHAT HIS DAD REALLY FEELS. THAT HE ONLY PRETENDS TO CARE BECAUSE HE HAS TO. THAT IF HE HAD THE CHOICE, HE’D GET RID OF STILES. JESUS AND NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT IT BECAUSE JEFF JUST LET IT HAPPEN AND NOTHING ELSE AFTER. FUCK THIS, FUCK JEFF, AND FUCK THIS GOD DAMN SHOW.

(via timeeywimey)

fear-me-im-a-fangirl:

im-choking-on-a-lifesaver:

always


Hey you if you’re reading this, don’t even fucking think about killing yourself I’m here for you and you’re never alone

fear-me-im-a-fangirl:

im-choking-on-a-lifesaver:

always

Hey you if you’re reading this, don’t even fucking think about killing yourself I’m here for you and you’re never alone

(Source: faded-and-dreaming)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via thesarcasticactor)

dickspeighetti:

Teenage!Gabriel has mild asthma and uses it as an excuse to get out of gym class. He sits out every lesson clutching his inhaler, occasionally using it when he sees Sam run by shirtless. You will not convince me otherwise.

lunafreeman:

I need to follow more blog !
Please like/reblog if you post :

•Destiel
•Sabriel
•Gabriel
•Supernatural in general
•Dr Who
•Thoschei/SpaceHusband/Best Enuemis/10thxMaster… whatever you call it
•Sherlock
•Johnlock
•MorMor
•Mystrade
•The Hobbit
•Thorin
•Thranduil
•Marvel
•OUAT
•Sebastian Stan
•Benedict Cumberbatch
•Martin Freeman
•Robert Carlyle
•Matt Smith
•Rumbelle
•Gay ship in general
•Your OTP , i’d like to discover it ~

THANKS ♡

(Source: trekkiel)